Caesar and that wall

Caesar D. Chump, ruler of Muddle
commands a wall made of chaos and trouble,
he sits in a white house of ego and disorder
directing his army on the Mexican border.
The ruler of Mexico Enriqueo El Sweeto
demands that Caesar desist and veto,
The senate of Muddle goes into a huddle
to discuss Caesar’s order for this wall of fuddle,
wise Maximous Shoe-maker then kicks their butts
for obeying a direction from a Caesar gone nuts.
Senator Debrain then cracks his whip,
he reveals a plot to end Caesar’s dictatorship,
“lets build a gold throne at the start of his wall
 high enough for him to have a great fall,
we will feed him God syndrome and narcissism pie
then invite him to show us how high he can fly,
when he jumps from his throne crying ‘Look at me’
with his golden locks flying high and free,
the army will think he is a missile to fear
and blast him so hard he will disappear”.
The Senate votes on his ingenious plot
and all agree to give it a shot.
The throne is built and Caesar falls,
the site becomes a Monument to farcical walls.
Caesar is gone and Mexico spared
from aggression imposed by a ruler impaired.
Vice ruler Nonsense feels awful bad
as he tweets to the world-“I’m sooo sad”!

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J.D. Coutts